you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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