Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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