curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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