drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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