Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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