Christians are straight up FREAKS
Pappa wants mamma naked
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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