It's Friday. Sex?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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