Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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