I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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