He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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