You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
