After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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