Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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