ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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