What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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