I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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