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It's Friday. Sex?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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