He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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