yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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