Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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