oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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