so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I could have mohawked her pubes.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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