Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
How does one acquire holy water?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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