What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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