I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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