I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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