I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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