I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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