I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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