I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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