Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize