so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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