Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You coming home soon, man?
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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