That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize