It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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