think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I came so hard my ears popped.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
