Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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