I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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