And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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