My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
