Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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