he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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