Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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