Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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