Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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