I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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