So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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