You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize