these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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