i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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