Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
