Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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