You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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