After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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