..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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