It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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